Travelling to Stornoway is easy by boat but you need handcuffs to tie you to the bar as the summer weather causes you
to sway a little at the bar. pictured here is the local ferry on a fine summers day. Also bring a baby cup to prevent spillages
at the bar. Remember spilling alcohol is a serious offence in Stornoway and as a result your carryiout will be confiscated.
Other advice for travellers:
SBT Is 100% at time of writing, SBT is Stornoway Beer Tax, for every pint a tourist buys, they must support the local
economy by proving a pint for the locals.
It is an offence for minors under the age of ten years old to consume alccohol within 50 yards of The filth (Stornoway
Police Station). However this is not a problem as there are no pubs near the filth.