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Caledonian Macbrayne The Refined Way To Travel

Travelling to Stornoway is easy by boat but you need handcuffs to tie you to the bar as the summer weather causes you to sway a little at the bar. pictured here is the local ferry on a fine summers day. Also bring a baby cup to prevent spillages at the bar. Remember spilling alcohol is a serious offence in Stornoway and as a result your carryiout will be confiscated.
 
Other advice for travellers:
SBT Is 100% at time of writing, SBT is Stornoway Beer Tax, for every pint a tourist buys, they must support the local economy by proving a pint for the locals.
 
It is an offence for minors under the age of ten years old to consume alccohol within 50 yards of The filth (Stornoway Police Station). However this is not a problem as there are no pubs near the filth.

M.V. Suilven before it
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left to work in New Zealand

 

If you click on this picture it will
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take you to Caledonian Macbrayne

 

 

Caledonian Macbrayne accept no resposibility for loss of life, or loss of meals due to sea sickness. We hereafter known as the company also accept no responsibility for loss of driving license after leaving the ships bar.